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[RESEARCH #80085-A]Topic: Influence of degenerative content on cognitive functions.[SUBJECT OF STUDY]: A modern Internet user who regularly consumes high-frequency, low-density media signals (so-called "Brainrot content").[PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS]: A significant acceleration of neural connections in the area responsible for rapid attention switching was detected, as well as a parallel decline in the areas responsible for critical thinking and long-term memory. Subjects demonstrate:- Increased tolerance for absurdity.- Spontaneous meme vocalizations.- Inability to form complex sentences.- An urge to watch 'balYErina kapuTSina' on repeat.[FORECAST]: Without intervention, further consumption will lead to total "memification" of the personality and irreversible behavioral changes.[RECOMMENDATION]: Stop immediately. However, the data shows you're already too deep.Analysis complete. The system is preparing for... transformation.
